Where’s Bernie Williams? Oh, He’s Under the Stadium

The Onion has a funny read about burying Bernie Williams under the new Yankee Stadium (this is a joke folks). I don’t know how Bernie would feel about it, but I think it’s hilarious. Hopefully, after he’s buried, the Yanks won’t decide to take a digging crew out there on a Sunday and pull him out. If they do, they can always donate him to the Jimmy Fund after it’s all said and done.