Up in Smoke

From the Times Herald Record:

On a T-shirt of a man you don’t want to hear about: As incredible as it gets with Carl Pavano, you might not even believe this one. The pitcher who has succeeded in wasting more money and time than, possibly, anyone in team history, is here because he’s on the 40-man roster. He cannot pitch, of course, because he’s set for Tommy John surgery. But the man ridiculed by teammates and fans alike for his indifference apparently couldn’t resist making himself recipient of another joke as well as more scorn. “Bongs, not bombs,” read the shirt Pavano wore, with the picture of a device used for smoking pot.

I guess with all that free time he had to develop some sort of hobby.