I Support Julio Lugo

 

I hate Julio Lugo. I don’t care much for the Red Sox either. My girlfriend and I, who is a Red Sox fan (yes, feel sorry for me), often wonder why Lugo needs to repeatedly grab his crotch whenever he steps up to the plate. Then, like clockwork, during his grabfest, he tends to flare his nostrils like an enraged bull. Does this help him hit over .240? Judging from his 2007 campaign, apparently not. 

All of these things make me hate Julio Lugo, now and forever.

For this reason, and in order to temper my hatred, I have pledged my support to Julio Lugo. A few days ago, I paid $45 to Baseball-Reference, allowing me sponsor Lugo’s player page (with all his statistical/historical info) for the entire year. As a sponsor, you have the right to leave a message and a link to your website. I would’ve reported this earlier, however, the following message was not approved by BR.

Don’t stare at the stats for too long… or else, Julio Lugo may just jump out and assault you (like he did to his wife).

I clearly understand why BR sent me an email afterwards, stating that my message was too “over the top.” Now, the new message is very generic, but I’ll be changing it again in a day or two. So, with that said, whenever you need to see Julio Lugo’s stats (however horrible they maybe), feel free to search for Lugo on BR. And then, when you find it, click on OUR link (quickly), because, you know, you wouldn’t want to get assaulted by Julio Lugo (like he did to his wife…).